i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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