where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
