I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
