I'm drive I can fine osifer
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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