If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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