We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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