And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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