I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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