And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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