dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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