Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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