Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
