She said her name was "party"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
a search helicopter?!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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