I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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