Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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