8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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