Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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