He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
