He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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