my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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