it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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