those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
