Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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