Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
