small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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