girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
