hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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