I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
