Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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