Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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