Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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