do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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