Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's official drugs can't kill me
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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