My brain says no but my pants say off.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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