Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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