fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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