We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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