Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
