I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
false alarm. still invincible.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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