I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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