he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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