I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
