I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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