She said her name was "party"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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