why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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