we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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