i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
