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(864): View more from South Carolina

bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx

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(269): View more from Michigan

All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.

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(315): View more from New York

In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?

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(907): View more from Alaska

omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo

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