8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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