I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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