Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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