Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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