Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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